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############################################################
# As of Stone Soup 0.3 the previously hardcoded monster
# speech has been outsourced. This makes changing existing
# messages, and adding new ones really easy.
#
# monspeak.txt contains the messages of monsters that "talk"
# to the player, or at least the biggest part there-of.
#
# For an explanation of how to read shout.txt and monspeak.txt
# and how to add new messages, see monster_speech.txt in the
# docs/develop/ directory.
############################################################

############################################################
# Library of randomised word/phrase substitutions.
# The keys will have to be changed in the unlikely event that
# monsters are ever given names like "yells" or "begs".
############################################################
%%%%
_ATTACK_

ATTACK

DIE
%%%%
_shouts_

shouts

yells

roars
%%%%
_yells_

yells

wails

cries

screams

howls
%%%%
# for ghosts
_wails_

wails

shouts

says

screams

shrieks
%%%%
_begs_

begs

pleads

w:3
supplicates

w:1
supplicates abjectly
%%%%
_almost_

almost

nearly
%%%%
_moans_

moans

wails

cries
%%%%
_mutters_

mutters

mumbles

w:2
susurrates
%%%%
_blubbers_

blubbers

cries
%%%%
_Mommeee_

Mommeee

Daddeee

Meeeeep

Help meeeeeeee

Eeeeekkkk

Oh nooooooo

Waaaaaa
%%%%
_rattled_

rattled

scared stiff

petrified
%%%%
_pointless_

pointless

senseless

useless
%%%%
_ploy_

ploy

trick

gambit

trap
%%%%
_smoke_or_steam_

smoke

steam

mist
%%%%
############################################################
# Library of speeches for types of monsters, like priests,
# wizards, guards and so on.
############################################################
%%%%
_high_priest_

@_high_priest_common_@

w:5
@_high_priest_medium_@

w:1
@_high_priest_rare_@
%%%%
_high_priest_common_

SPELL:@The_monster@ prays.

SPELL:@The_monster@ mumbles some strange prayers.

SPELL:@The_monster@ intones a terrible prayer.

SPELL:@The_monster@ invokes a dire malice against @foe@. @player_only@

@The_monster@ starts to sing a prayer.
%%%%
_high_priest_medium_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks excited.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ performs a strange gesture.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gazes, communing with @possessive@ divine master.

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You are a heretic and must be destroyed!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will make a fine sacrifice."

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You must be punished!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "All sinners must die."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Oblivion to the unbeliever."
%%%%
_high_priest_rare_

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Right in the middle of my sermon, too."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The wages of sin are death, you know."

@The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "I'll spare you if you take my job."

# Mother Theresa
@The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "Deep inside, it's sometimes so empty."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The wrath of @my_God@ will be yours."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Taste sacred energy, fool."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Feel the grace of @my_God@ course like acid through your form, @foe@."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your suffering will please @my_God@ as it cleanses you of grand heresy."
## END _high_priest_ ##
%%%%
_mercenary_guard_

@_mercenary_guard_common_@

w:5
@_mercenary_guard_medium_@

w:1
@_mercenary_guard_rare_@
%%%%
_mercenary_guard_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very unfriendly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very cold.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "One false step and I'll kill you."

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm going to kill you! Now!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "You will never get the Orb!" @player_only@

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "No trespassing is allowed here."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Drop everything you've found here and return home."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Return every stolen item!"

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Intruder!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You must be punished!"
%%%%
_mercenary_guard_medium_

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Now you've reached the end of your journey."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It's nothing personal."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Coming here was your last mistake."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The best offense is a good offense."

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Return immediately or I'll kill you!"
%%%%
_mercenary_guard_rare_

@The_monster@ says, "A dead adventurer is a good adventurer." @player_only@

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "It's the end of the party!"

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Surrender and die!"
## END _mercenary_guard_ ##
%%%%
_wizard_

@_wizard_common_spell_@
@_fake_spell_effect_@

w:8
@_wizard_medium_@

w:1
@_wizard_rare_@
%%%%
_wizard_common_spell_

SPELL:@The_monster@ wildly gestures.

SPELL:@The_monster@ mumbles some strange words.

SPELL:@The_monster@ casts a spell.

SPELL:@The_monster@ howls an incantation.
%%%%
_fake_spell_effect_

ENCHANT:@The_monster@ shimmers violently.

ENCHANT:@The_monster@ glows brightly for a moment.

ENCHANT:@The_monster@'s fingertips start to glow.
%%%%
_wizard_medium_

SPELL:@The_monster@ casts a spell.
ENCHANT:@The_monster@ becomes larger for a moment.

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@'s eyes start to glow.

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ tries to enchant @foe@ with @possessive@ gaze.

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You can't withstand my power!"

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "You are history!"
%%%%
_wizard_rare_

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ throws some strange powder towards @foe@.

SPELL:@The_monster@ laughs, and in @possessive@ laughter burns the force of the arcane.

SPELL:@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Argatax netranoch dertex."

SPELL:@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Dogrw nutew berg."

SPELL:@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Entram moth deg ulag!"
## END _wizard_ ##
%%%%
_friendly_imp_

@_friendly_imp_common_@

w:6
@_friendly_imp_rare_@
%%%%
_friendly_imp_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ jumps up and down with excitement.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins impishly at you.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ picks up some beetles from the @surface@ and offers them to you.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ blows smoke rings.

@The_monster@ says, "OK, boss!"

@The_monster@ says, "The Orb is all yours."

@The_monster@ says, "Isn't this more fun with friends?"
%%%%
_friendly_imp_rare_

@The_monster@ says, "Uh-oh! Wait. OK."

@The_monster@ says, "You're so much nicer than my last boss."

@The_monster@ shouts, "Stay back! It could be a @_ploy_@!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "Over here! I found it!"

@The_monster@ says, "Just tell me who NOT to kill."
## END _friendly_imp_ ##
%%%%
_friendly_imp_greeting

@The_monster@ says, "I'm here!"

@The_monster@ says, "You called?"

@The_monster@ says, "Let's @_cause_or_spread_@ @_mayhem_@!"

@The_monster@ says, "I @_truckle_@ to your @_vassalage_@, @_suck_up_address_@ @_suck_up_adj1_@ and @_suck_up_adj2_@ @_suck_up_noun_@!"

w:970
__NONE
%%%%
_cause_or_spread_

cause

spread

sow

raise
%%%%
_mayhem_

mayhem

destruction

havoc

disruption
%%%%
_truckle_

truckle

commit

give in

bow

yield
%%%%
_vassalage_

vassalage

service

servitude

fealty
%%%%
_suck_up_address_

O

my
%%%%
_suck_up_adj1_

grandiloquent

illustrious

magnificent
%%%%
_suck_up_adj2_

{{
if you.race() == "Mummy" then
    return "velvet-covered"
elseif you.mutation('beak') > 0 then
    return "pearl-beaked"
elseif you.transform() == "lich" then
    return "ivory-boned"
elseif you.transform() == "statue" then
    return "marble-toed"
elseif you.transform() == "dragon" then
    return "opal-scaled"
elseif you.race() == "Felid" then
    return "pillow-pawed"
elseif you.race() == "Octopode" then
    return "soft-tentacled"
else
    return "rosy-lipped"
end
}}

awesome

greatest

god-like
%%%%
_suck_up_noun_

voivode

master

ruler

ban

magnate
%%%%
_hostile_imp_

@_hostile_imp_common_@

w:7
@_hostile_imp_rare_@
%%%%
_hostile_imp_common_

@The_monster@ laughs crazily.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ lashes @possessive@ tail.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grinds @possessive@ teeth.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ breathes @_smoke_or_steam_@ at @foe@.
%%%%
_hostile_imp_rare_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ spits at @foe@.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ picks up a beetle and eats it.

@The_monster@ sputters.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ disappears for a moment.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ summons a swarm of flies.
## END _hostile_imp_ ##
%%%%
_hell_lord_taunt_

@The_monster@ @says@ @to_foe@, "@demon_taunt@"

w:1
@The_monster@ proclaims, "For the glory of @my_God@!"
%%%%
_demon_taunt_

@The_monster@ @says@ @to_foe@, "@demon_taunt@"
%%%%
_says_imp_taunt_

@The_monster@ @says@ @to_foe@, "@imp_taunt@"
##########################################
# Messages by monster body shape
##########################################
%%%%
default stupid friendly humanoid

__NONE
%%%%
default stupid fleeing humanoid

__NONE
%%%%
default stupid silenced humanoid

__NONE
%%%%
default stupid confused humanoid

__NONE
%%%%
default silenced confused humanoid

w:40
VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures wildly.

w:20
VISUAL:@The_monster@ says something but you don't hear anything.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks confused.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.
## END silenced confused humanoid ##
%%%%
default fleeing silenced humanoid

@_fleeing_silenced_common_@

w:5
@_fleeing_silenced_rare_@
%%%%
_fleeing_silenced_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ glances furtively about.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to say something.
%%%%
_fleeing_silenced_rare_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ opens @possessive@ mouth, as if shouting.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ frantically looks around.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders the situation.
## END fleeing silenced humanoid ##
%%%%
default friendly silenced humanoid

w:6
@_friendly_silenced_common_@

w:4
@_friendly_silenced_rare_@
%%%%
_friendly_silenced_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gives you the thumbs up.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ says something you can't hear.
%%%%
_friendly_silenced_rare_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at you.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves at you.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ jumps up and down, looking for your attention.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ winks at you.
## END friendly silenced humanoid ##
%%%%
default silenced humanoid

w:6
@_silenced_humanoid_common_@

w:4
@_silenced_humanoid_rare_@

@The_monster@ stomps in frustration.
%%%%
_silenced_humanoid_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ says something but you don't hear anything.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures.
%%%%
_silenced_humanoid_rare_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures obscenely.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks angry.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be listening.
## END silenced humanoid ##
%%%%
default friendly confused humanoid

@_friendly_confused_common_@

w:5
@_friendly_confused_medium_@

w:1
@_friendly_confused_rare_@
%%%%
_friendly_confused_common_

@The_monster@ screams, "Help!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "What's happening?!"

@The_monster@ mumbles something.

@The_monster@ laughs crazily.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very confused.
%%%%
_friendly_confused_medium_

@The_monster@ giggles crazily.

@The_monster@ screams, "@player_name@! What's going on?!"

@The_monster@ prays for help.

@The_monster@ smirks at the air and says, "Can't catch me!"

@The_monster@ tries to explode, but succeeds only in making a *splort* sound.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins madly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders the situation.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ stomps to and fro like a catoblepas.
%%%%
_friendly_confused_rare_

@The_monster@ shouts, "I'm losing control!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "Yeah!"

@The_monster@ sings.

@The_monster@ says, "I'm a rizard!"

@The_monster@ screams, "@player_name@! Help!"

@The_monster@ says, "@player_name@, I'm a little confused!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems enamored of @foe@.
## END friendly confused humanoid ##
%%%%
default confused humanoid

@_confused_humanoid_common_@

w:5
@_confused_humanoid_medium_@

w:1
@_confused_humanoid_rare_@
%%%%
_confused_humanoid_common_

w:20
VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures wildly.

@The_monster@ shouts, "What's happening?!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries.

@The_monster@ laughs crazily.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins madly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ laughs at nothing.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ chortles and stares into space.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks very confused.

@The_monster@ mumbles something.
%%%%
_confused_humanoid_medium_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders the situation.

@The_monster@ says, "I'm a little confused."

@The_monster@ asks, "Where am I?"

@The_monster@ wonders, "What am I doing in here?"

@The_monster@ says, "Why is everything spinning?"

@The_monster@ screams, "I'll kill you anyway!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ covers @possessive@ eyes.
%%%%
_confused_humanoid_rare_

@The_monster@ yells, "Get them off me!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "NO!"

@The_monster@ howls, "My nostrils!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "YES!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ suddenly looks very angry at the Dungeon.

@The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Who are you?"

@The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "What the hell are we doing here? Hmm, I see..."

@The_monster@ cries, "My head! MY HEAD!!!"

@The_monster@ screams, "NO! I can't bear this much noise."
## END confused humanoid ##
%%%%
default friendly fleeing humanoid

@_friendly_fleeing_common_@

w:1
@_friendly_fleeing_rare_@
%%%%
_friendly_fleeing_common_

w:20
VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to hide somewhere.

@The_monster@ screams, "Help!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "Cover me!"

@The_monster@ screams, "@player_name@! Help me!"

@The_monster@ prays for help.
%%%%
_friendly_fleeing_rare_

@The_monster@ @_shouts_@, "WAIT FOR ME, @player_name@! Could you help me?"

@The_monster@ cries, "Don't forget your friends!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "Please protect me!"
## END friendly fleeing humanoid ##
%%%%
default fleeing humanoid

@_fleeing_humanoid_common_@

w:3
@_fleeing_humanoid_rare_@
%%%%
_fleeing_humanoid_common_

w:20
VISUAL:@The_monster@ gives up.

w:20
@The_monster@ @_yells_@, "Help!"

# This one won't work for nagas.
VISUAL:@The_monster@ @_almost_@ stumbles in trying to escape.

@The_monster@ prays for help.

@The_monster@ cowers, then darts away.

@The_monster@ starts to cry.

@The_monster@ yells at you, "GO AWAY!"

@The_monster@ gibbers meaninglessly.

@The_monster@ howls in fear.

@The_monster@ @_moans_@, "Oh dear! Oh dear!"

@The_monster@ @_begs_@ @to_foe@, "Please don't kill me!"

@The_monster@ begs for mercy.

@The_monster@ cries @to_foe@, "Mercy!"
%%%%
_fleeing_humanoid_rare_

@The_monster@ @_begs_@ @to_foe@, "Why can't we all just get along?"

@The_monster@ @_mutters_@, "Damn and blast!"

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "No! I'll never do that again!"

@The_monster@ @_blubbers_@, "@_Mommeee_@!"

@The_monster@ @_begs_@ @to_foe@, "Please! I have a lot of children!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks really @_rattled_@.

@The_monster@ weeps quietly.

@The_monster@ looks in an agony of indecision for an escape route...

@The_monster@ hums to @reflexive@ desperately, trying to keep calm.

@The_monster@ attempts to regain @possessive@ composure.

@The_monster@ @_mutters_@, "Of all the rotten luck!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to recover @possessive@ lost courage.
## END fleeing humanoid ##
%%%%
friendly_family

@The_monster@ says, "I like you, cousin!"

@The_monster@ says, "Family always sticks together, @player_name@!"

@The_monster@ says, "@player_genus@kind's got to stick together!"

@The_monster@ shouts, "@player_genus_plural@ are the best!"

@The_monster@ says happily, "You and me, we're family."
%%%%
default friendly related humanoid

w:2
@friendly_family@

@default friendly humanoid@
%%%%
default friendly humanoid

w:4
__NONE

@_friendly_humanoid_common_@

w:4
@_friendly_humanoid_medium_@

w:1
@_friendly_humanoid_rare_@
%%%%
_friendly_humanoid_common_

@The_monster@ yells, "Run! I'll cover you!"

@The_monster@ shouts @at_foe@, "Die, monster!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks at you.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles at you.

@The_monster@ says, "@player_name@, I like you."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves at you.

@The_monster@ says, "Be careful!"

@The_monster@ says, "I'll never leave you."

@The_monster@ says, "I would die for you."
%%%%
_friendly_humanoid_medium_

@The_monster@ says, "It's nice to have friends."

@The_monster@ says, "@player_name@, you are my only friend."

@The_monster@ shouts, "No mercy! Kill them all!"

@The_monster@ says, "Don't worry. I'm here with you."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ smiles happily.

@The_monster@ shouts, "Beware of monsters!"
%%%%
_friendly_humanoid_rare_

@The_monster@ says, "I will never give you up."

@The_monster@ says, "I will never let you down."

@The_monster@ says, "I will never run around and desert you."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks friendly.
## END friendly humanoid ##
%%%%
_pauses_or_stops_

pauses

stops
%%%%
hound

VISUAL:@The_monster@ @_pauses_or_stops_@ to sniff the @surface@.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gazes forward, looking utterly alone.
%%%%
friendly hound

VISUAL:@The_monster@ wags @possessive@ tail.

@The_monster@ barks softly, and nuzzles your face.

@hound@
%%%%
default insect

VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves @possessive@ antennae.
%%%%
default confused insect

VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly waves @possessive@ antennae.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be having trouble coordinating all six of @possessive@ legs.
%%%%
default confused winged insect

VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly waves @possessive@ antennae.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ wobbles in @possessive@ flight.
%%%%
default confused arachnid

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be having trouble coordinating all eight of @possessive@ legs.
%%%%
centipede

VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves @possessive@ antennae.
%%%%
default confused centipede

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems to be having trouble coordinating @possessive@ many legs.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ wildly waves @possessive@ antennae.
%%%%
orb_spider_cantrip

@The_monster@ spins a strand of pure energy.

@The_monster@ pulsates with a strange energy.

@The_monster@ begins to weave its threads into a brightly glowing ball.
#########################################
# Speech strings by monster symbol
#########################################
%%%%
default confused 'b'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ flutters around in erratic circles.
%%%%
default 'cap-G'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ pulsates ominously.
%%%%
default 'cap-J'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ jiggles.
%%%%
default confused 'k'

SOUND:@The_monster@ buzzes around in tight circles.
%%%%
default silenced confused 'k'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ flies around in tight circles.
%%%%
'l'

@The_monster@ hisses menacingly.
%%%%
'j'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ briefly extends @possessive@ eye-stalks.
%%%%
'r'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ twitches @possessive@ whiskers.
%%%%
default confused 'r'

VISUAL:@The_monster@ runs around in a circle.
%%%%
# Excluding the moth of wrath, which being a moth doesn't buzz.
default confused 'y'

SOUND:@The_monster@ buzzes around in tight circles.
%%%%
# Statues and golems never speak unless assigned a message to their
# specific species.
default '8'

__NONE
######################
# Demon taunts
######################
%%%%
'&'

@_demon_taunt_@
%%%%
'1'

@_demon_taunt_@
%%%%
'2'

@_demon_taunt_@
%%%%
'3'

@_demon_taunt_@
%%%%
'4'

@_demon_taunt_@
#####################################
# Demons are silent when not taunting
#####################################
%%%%
default '&'

__NONE
%%%%
default '1'

__NONE
%%%%
default '2'

__NONE
%%%%
default '3'

__NONE
%%%%
default '4'

__NONE
%%%%
default '5'

__NONE
###############
# Friendly imps
###############
%%%%
# Friendly imps are very common so they speak very very rarely
friendly '5'

w:9
__NONE

w:1
@_friendly_imp_@
####################################################################
# Player ghost phrases. Ghosts with different classes can be given
# different messages.
####################################################################
%%%%
# Only use messages that are explicitly for the player ghost, since
# other messages might seem weird coming out of it.
default player ghost

__NONE
%%%%
silenced player ghost

w:15
VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ stares at you.
VISUAL WARN:You feel nameless woe.

w:15
VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ stares at you.
VISUAL WARN:You feel a chill.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ points at @foe@ threateningly.

w:5
VISUAL:@The_monster@ stares at @foe@ while slowly dragging a finger across @possessive@ throat.
## END silenced player ghost ##
%%%%
Fighting player ghost

@The_monster@ boasts, "I have defeated monsters you have never seen."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ takes a fighting stance.

@The_monster@ says, "My insurmountable tactics guarantee your defeat."

@The_monster@ says, "Are you willing to die fighting? I was!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I lost a battle, but kept my dignity. You look to have neither."

@The_monster@ sneers, "Do you call that fighting?"

@The_monster@ laughs, "And you think you're capable of finding the legendary Orb of Zot. I had it, you know. Then I gave it away so I could steal it AGAIN."
%%%%
Short Blades player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "It's not the size of the blade that matters, it's how you use it."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You sneer at my short blade, I will sneer at your cold corpse."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ flicks @possessive@ blade from hand to hand, faster than the eye can follow.
%%%%
Long Blades player ghost

VISUAL:@The_monster@ holds @possessive@ blade at the ready.

@The_monster@ says, "Live by the sword, die by the sword."

@The_monster@ says, "My hard blade and your soft body. They will meet - soon."
%%%%
Axes player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I'll split you in two!"

@The_monster@ mumbles, "They all look like pillowcases to me..."

@The_monster@ says, "Try not to bleed too much."
%%%%
Maces & Flails player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "They'll have to sweep you off the floor after I'm finished with you!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ crushes a nearby insect and laughs.

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Crushing you to a pulp will hurt a lot. After that? Painless! I promise!"
%%%%
Polearms player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "One skewered @foe_genus@, coming right up."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your head on a pike would complement this floor nicely."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your head would complement my pike nicely."
%%%%
Staves player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I excel at staving off weak adventurers."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls @possessive@ quarterstaff.

@The_monster@ threatens to break your skull. @player_only@
%%%%
Slings player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ whirls a spectral sling over @possessive@ head.

@_generic_ranged_@
%%%%
Bows player ghost

@_generic_ranged_@

@The_monster@ says, "Do you have an apple? I have a shot I want to try."
%%%%
Crossbows player ghost

@_generic_ranged_@

VISUAL:@The_monster@ @_reloads_adj_@ @possessive@ weapon.
%%%%
Throwing player ghost

VISUAL:@The_monster@ glances around for something to throw.

@The_monster@ deftly throws insults at you. @player_only@

@_generic_ranged_@
%%%%
Armour player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "You cannot hurt me!"

@The_monster@ says, "I am invincible!"

@The_monster@ says, "I am made of steel!"
%%%%
Dodging player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "Missed me!"

@The_monster@ ducks and says, "Too high!"

@The_monster@ dodges and says, "Too slow!"
%%%%
Stealth player ghost

VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to sneak away.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ tries to blend into @possessive@ surroundings.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ whispers something so quietly that you cannot hear @objective@.

VISUAL:For a moment, you lose track of @the_monster@.

@The_monster@ whispers, "Be very very quiet, I'm hunting @player_genus_plural@." @player_only@

VISUAL:For a moment, @the_monster@ blends into the shadows.
%%%%
Stabbing player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Would you mind turning around for a second?"

@The_monster@ points and says, "Look! Behind you!"

@The_monster@ says, "They never saw it coming."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "This won't hurt a bit."

@The_monster@ says, "I have assassinated emperors and kings... you are beneath me."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You'd better not stain my armour with your blood."
%%%%
Shields player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "What's that? Someone is blocking your path? And your attacks too?"

@The_monster@ says, "You can hit me, but you can't hurt me."
%%%%
Traps player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I bet you don't even know how a teleportation trap works."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ quickly assembles and disassembles an arrow trap before your eyes, then grins. @player_only@

w:1
VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ produces a bizarre clockwork butterfly, ethereal and luminous, from @possessive@ pack, and hurls it at you - so perfect is its making that it comes to life and darts away before touching you.

w:1
@The_monster@ regards you luminously, comprehending your nature, and seems resigned. @Subjective@ shouts, "Do you know what I know, @foe@..."

@The_monster@ rises to @possessive@ full height, drawing on the power of @possessive@ mind.

@The_monster@ regards you with anger at your presumption in entering @possessive@ workshop - the Dungeon.
%%%%
Unarmed Combat player ghost

@The_monster@ sneers, "Only the weak need weapons."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ feints to the @_direction_@.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ assumes a wrestling stance.

@The_monster@ says, "I break bones and crack skulls... with my bare hands."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ swings @possessive@ fists at you. @player_only@

VISUAL:@The_monster@ flexes @possessive@ fingers.
%%%%
Spellcasting player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I have spells for any situation."

@The_monster@ says, "I am proof that knowledge is power."

@The_monster@ says, "Watch and be amazed!"

@The_monster@ says, "I practised a lot since I died."

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@'s fingertips begin to glow.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ frowns in concentration.

@The_monster@ says, "I am smarter than you!"

@The_monster@ says, "More power, less hunger, what more do I need?"
%%%%
Conjurations player ghost

VISUAL:@The_monster@ takes aim.

@The_monster@ says, "I will blast you to bits."

@The_monster@ adeptly chants a nearly unspeakable phrase.

@The_monster@ tries to chant a nearly unspeakable phrase, but fails.

VISUAL ENCHANT:@The_monster@ is bathed in the radiant lights of Iskenderun.

VISUAL SPELL:Energy condenses in front of @the_monster@, but quickly dissipates.
%%%%
Enchantments player ghost

VISUAL WARN:You feel a strange force tugging at your mind. @player_only@

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will soon be helpless to avoid my power."

@The_monster@ says, "If you think I look tough now, just wait!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "When I snap my fingers, you will think you are a chicken."
%%%%
Summonings player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "It's dangerous to adventure alone."

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ pulls a quokka out of @possessive@ cap.

@The_monster@ points @at_foe@ and yells, "Attack!"

@The_monster@ says, "It's nice to have friends."

@The_monster@ says, "You had a pet as a child? I had five."
%%%%
Necromancy player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Soon you will be my slave."

@The_monster@ says, "Death will end your pain."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't worry, I won't let your corpse go to waste."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "After I kill you, I will kill you again."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I need your bones for a spell of mine."
%%%%
Translocations player ghost

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ flickers in and out of reality.

VISUAL ENCHANT:@The_monster@ is wreathed in a cloud of translocational energy.

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ struggles to pull you closer. @player_only@

VISUAL:@The_monster@ blinks @at_foe@.
%%%%
Transmutations player ghost

VISUAL:@The_monster@ briefly looks inexplicably like a @_form_@.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ briefly turns into a @_form_@ and back.

VISUAL:One of @the_monster@'s potions boils over and spills out.
%%%%
Fire Magic player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I love the smell of burning flesh."

@The_monster@ chuckles, "I'd hate to see you lose all those scrolls..." @player_only@

@The_monster@ says, "Would you like to be cremated?"

@The_monster@ says, "Don't worry, you'll be warm in a moment."
%%%%
Ice Magic player ghost

VISUAL WARN:A chill runs down your spine. @player_only@

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I hope the next monster to meet you likes frozen food!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "An ice sculpture of you would look very nice here."
%%%%
Air Magic player ghost

VISUAL:@The_monster@ is surrounded by a shower of sparks.

@The_monster@ says, "I'm really charged up about this fight."

@The_monster@ says, "Resistance is futile!"

@The_monster@ says, "It's all a matter of fight versus flight."
%%%%
Earth Magic player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "A rolling stone gathers plenty of @foe_name@."

@The_monster@ says, "All of the earth is under my command."

@The_monster@ says, "I can make a mountain out of a molehill and squeeze you to death."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures.
VISUAL SPELL:For a moment, the earth shakes beneath you.
%%%%
Poison Magic player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "A minor scratch like that one is certainly harmless."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Go ahead. Run away."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "It doesn't matter if you kill me. You'll still die."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Don't move, or the poison will kill you faster."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I don't need to breathe anymore, but you do!"

@The_monster@ says, "I've got poisons running in my veins."
%%%%
Invocations player ghost

@The_monster@ curses the gods.

@The_monster@ says, "This is what relying on the gods got me."

@The_monster@ sneers @at_foe@, "Where's your god now?"

@The_monster@ says, "Bah, the gods are useless!"

@The_monster@ mutters, "So much for the promised afterlife."

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ prays.
%%%%
Evocations player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "How about a game of cards?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Sure you are pointing that wand in the right direction?"

@The_monster@ taunts, "You'd probably drink from a bronze flask."

@The_monster@ says, "I could kill you with a @_misc_item_@."
%%%%
Ashenzari player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Life is a curse, you will soon understand."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Your future is not even bleak."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will be nailed to the ground forevermore."

@The_monster@ whispers: "Through my death, I saw my mistakes, and the mistakes of many more..."

@The_monster@ says with laughter: "And yet I knew I would end up like that..."
%%%%
Beogh player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "Nobody wants to follow a dead messiah!"

@The_monster@ says, "I used to walk on water. Now I just fly over it."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I don't need an army to kill you!"
%%%%
Cheibriados player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "What's the hurry? You'll die anyway."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can run, but you can't hide!"
%%%%
Elyvilon player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "In life, I might have healed you instead."

@The_monster@ says, "I thought violence couldn't solve anything, but it solved me."

@The_monster@ muses, "Killing is much more fun than I thought it would be."
%%%%
Fedhas player ghost

@The_monster@ moans, "Why did I trust plants to save my life?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I can no longer spread life, but I can still bring your death!"

@The_monster@ says, "You will make such fine fertiliser."

@The_monster@ says, "Life goes in cycles. In a little while, you'll be reborn as a tapeworm."

@The_monster@ mutters, "Two more apples and I would have won."
%%%%
Jiyva player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Still so attached to shiny items?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Foolish people, craving for loot."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I didn't need trinkets in life, I don't need them now."
%%%%
Kikubaaqudgha player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I was going to become a lich, but this is almost as good."

@The_monster@ screams at @foe@, "You cannot imagine the pain and torment in store for you!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Death will always conquer life."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You would make a fine zombie."
%%%%
Lugonu player ghost

# These first two only really make sense outside the Abyss
@The_monster@ says regretfully, "I wish I had corrupted all of this!"

@The_monster@ says, "What a barren place. A pity you won't get a chance to visit the Abyss!"

@The_monster@ proudly claims, "A renegade god deserves renegade ghosts."
%%%%
Makhleb player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I won't need demonic support against you."

@The_monster@ says, "I died to destroy people like you for fun."

@The_monster@ says, "Destruction is an occupation beyond life."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "First you will suffer, then you will die."
%%%%
Nemelex Xobeh player ghost

@The_monster@ tells you, "The cards don't hold a good future for you."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I will deal out your death!"

@The_monster@ tells you, "It seems you just drew Damnation."
%%%%
Okawaru player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I was once a great warrior, and I still am!"

@The_monster@ says, "Ah, a second chance to prove myself in battle!"
%%%%
Sif Muna player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "Death is but another step down the path of knowledge."

@The_monster@ says, "Not worrying about food is rather nice, really."

@The_monster@ says, "I have plenty of time to study, now."
%%%%
The Shining One player ghost

@The_monster@ says, "I was promised divine protection. So much for that."

@The_monster@ says, "In life I battled great evil. Now I just battle."

@The_monster@ says, "They say chivalry is dead. Well, so am I."

@The_monster@ whispers, "I have become one of them."

@The_monster@ mumbles, "We raided the strongholds of evil. Now I walk alone."

@The_monster@ utters, "No lamp to guide me anymore..."
%%%%
Trog player ghost

@The_monster@ yells, "Who would have thought, even in death it is a pleasure to sever!"

@The_monster@ screams in joy, "As in life, so in death: Kill! Kill!! Kill!!!"
%%%%
Vehumet player ghost

@The_monster@ threatens, "I'm fresh out of hellfire, but you will end anyway."

@The_monster@ says, "The agents of utter destruction are not stopped by death."

@The_monster@ boasts, "After taking care of you, I will research a spell that consumes the world."

@The_monster@ threatens, "Do not fail me, O fires of Iskenderun!"
%%%%
Xom player ghost

@The_monster@ @_laughs_@, "I laugh when killing. So smile when dying. SMILE!"

@The_monster@ complains, "You're an easy kill, but not a fun one."

@The_monster@ reminisces, "I miss the gifts and the pranks."

@The_monster@ twaddles, "I had a jolly good time in life, and I have a jolly good time now!"

@The_monster@ giggles, "Hey deadhead, what fun to see your head drop dead!"

@The_monster@ says: "Tell me about yourself, by the way. We will soon be clo-o-ose friends, aren't we?"

@The_monster@ suddenly cries: "I wanted that beard TOO! But look, there is no beard! Now, I WILL REVENGE!"

@The_monster@ says: "I need scissors! I think I chipped a nail somewhere..."

@The_monster@ tries to make a funny facial expression.
%%%%
Yredelemnul player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You will serve me forever."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I shall make you my slave for eternity."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "First you will die, then you will suffer."
%%%%
Zin player ghost

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Once you're dead, I will avenge you with righteous fury!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I died poor and in vain, but not as a freak."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "For all the tithing, I expected a more glorious afterlife than this."
%%%%
_generic_ranged_

@The_monster@ takes aim @at_foe@.

You feel something passing dangerously close to your head. @player_only@
%%%%
_reloads_adj_

struggles to reload

effortlessly reloads
%%%%
_misc_item_

stone

fan

lamp
%%%%
_direction_

left

right
%%%%
_form_

spider

stone statue

w:5
dragon

w:2
lich
%%%%
_laughs_

snickers

titters

giggles

chortles

chuckles

guffaws
%%%%
player ghost

@_player_ghost_common_@

w:5
@_player_ghost_medium_@

w:2
@_player_ghost_rare_@
%%%%
_player_ghost_common_

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ stares at @foe@.
VISUAL WARN:You feel cold.

@The_monster@ lets out a mournful wail.

@The_monster@ keens inconsolably.

@The_monster@ wails.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ ripples.

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "What do you have that I didn't have?"

@The_monster@ says very slowly, "There's no hope."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You will never get the ORB!" @player_only@

@The_monster@ whispers, "The ORB doesn't exist." @player_only@

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "They lied to you. The Dungeon just goes down and down forever."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You will join me soon!"

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You must not succeed where I failed!"

# Sid Vicious II
@The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "There is no future for you."
%%%%
_player_ghost_medium_

@The_monster@ laughs crazily.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

@The_monster@ makes a sound of rattling chains.

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "I was like you once."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Very impressive. But it won't help. Nothing will."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "I have seen your future, and it is all used up."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Do you think the gods will protect you?"

@The_monster@ screams, "I'll kill anyone who wants the ORB!" @player_only@

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Don't try to defend! You have no chance!"

@The_monster@ screams, "Zot is a myth, the ORB is a fable, you'll soon be a tale!" @player_only@

@The_monster@ whispers, "Death is liberation."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "Death is your only future!"

@The_monster@ whispers, "Meet the emptiness of death!"

# Sid Vicious I
@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "There is no future for me!"

@The_monster@ whispers, "They're coming for you..."

@The_monster@ whispers, "Trust me. Just give in."
%%%%
_player_ghost_rare_

# Hamlet
@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "To die, to sleep, no more."

@The_monster@ whispers, "Everlasting silence awaits you..."

@The_monster@ whispers, "Death doesn't hurt. What you feel is life."

@The_monster@ whispers, "You will understand me better in a moment."

# The Mysterious Stranger
@The_monster@ whispers, "It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream."

@The_monster@ whispers, "Soon you will have time, lots of time..."

@The_monster@ @_wails_@, "You must not fail where I succeeded!"
%%%%
## END player ghost ##
#######################################
# Unique monsters
#######################################
############ AIZUL ### Renegade guardian serpent whose vault was raided.
Aizul

@_Aizul_common_@

w:5
@_Aizul_rare_@
%%%%
_Aizul_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ yawns, and then pretends he didn't.

@The_monster@ says, "Feeling sleepy?"

@The_monster@ says, "I wasn't actually sleeping!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ hisses menacingly.

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll haunt your nightmares!"
%%%%
_Aizul_rare_

@The_monster@ says, "Sweet dreams!"

@The_monster@ hums a lullaby.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ coils and then uncoils.

@The_monster@ says, "Everybody has to sleep sometimes."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Fancy a snooze?"

@The_monster@ says, "They said they'd gotten someone better!"

@The_monster@ says, "Replaced! How does it feel to be replaced?"

@The_monster@ moans, "No job prospects! Who wants sleepy Aizul to guard their treasure?"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ winks several times @at_foe@.
%%%%
############ AGNES ### She is trying to get money and treasure
Agnes

@_Agnes_common_@

w:5
@_Agnes_rare_@
%%%%
_Agnes_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I need a new robe. I'll buy it with your money."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "How can you wear that ugly dress?"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Give me all your money!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "All treasure is mine! Mine!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die, beast!"
%%%%
_Agnes_rare_

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You'll never get my money!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Give me everything and get away!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "If you give me all your money I'll let you live. Maybe."

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I want your rings! And amulets! And... EVERYTHING!"

@The_monster@ screams, "I hate dirty adventurers like you!" @player_only@
## END Agnes ##
%%%%
############ ANTAEUS ### A titan demonically corrupted into a hell lord.
Antaeus

@_hell_lord_taunt_@
## END Antaeus
%%%%
############ ARACHNE ### Half-human half-spider
Arachne

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come to my web."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Come closer, little fly."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You don't care about a little bondage, do you?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You'll find yourself a bit attached to my weave."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "No one escapes my webs."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can be the slave of me, the spider queen... or food for my pets."
%%%%
############ AZRAEL ### efreet
Azrael

@_Azrael_common_@

w:2
@_Azrael_rare_@
%%%%
_adj_flammable_

flammable

inflammable

feeling hot
%%%%
_Azrael_common_

@The_monster@ laughs insanely.

@The_monster@ howls in rage.

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Burn! Burn! All of it must BURN!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ blows smoke rings.

VISUAL:@The_monster@'s eyes look fiery.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ is momentarily hidden by a cloud of flames.
%%%%
_Azrael_rare_

@The_monster@ grins and asks @foe,@ "Are you @_adj_flammable_@?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "We're having tasty @foe_genus@ kabobs tonight!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "No! No! YES! No!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ whirls about in circles.

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

@The_monster@ wonders @at_foe@, "Do you still suffer from delusions of adequacy?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May your bottom itch incessantly and may your @_player_arms_@ be too short to scratch it."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You child of a motherless goat."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You child of a rabid dog! Grandchild of a stinking jackal! Great-grandchild of a plucked vulture!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "May a porcupine live in your trousers for a thousand days and die there for a thousand and one."
%%%%
_player_arms_

{{
if you.race() == "Felid" then
    return "paws"
elseif you.race() == "Octopode" then
    return "tentacles"
else
    return "arms"
end
}}
## END Azrael ##
%%%%
############ BLORK ### In case Blork ends up polymorphed.
Blork

@Blork the orc@
%%%%
Blork the orc

@_Blork_common_@

w:5
@_Blork_rare_@
%%%%
_Blork_common_

# some chance of generic orc speech
w:20
@_generic_orc_speech_@

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grins evilly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ frowns.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ looks angry.

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I don't like you!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm going to kill you!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'm much stronger than you!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll eat your brain! And then I'll vomit it back up!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "You are the ugliest creature I've ever seen!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "Die!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll cover the dungeon with your blood!"

%%%%
_Blork_rare_

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll cut your head off!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll break your legs!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll break your arms!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll crush all your ribs! One by one!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll make a cloak from your skin!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll decorate my home with your organs!"

@The_monster@ screams @at_foe@, "I'll drink your blood! Soon!"
## END Blork the orc ##
%%%%
############ BORIS ### An ancient lich with the nasty habit of coming back
Boris

@_Boris_common_@

w:5
@_Boris_medium_@

w:2
@_Boris_rare_@
%%%%
_Boris_common_

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ stares at you.
@_visual_fake_spell_effect_@

SPELL:@The_monster@ casts a spell.
@_warn_fake_spell_effect_@

VISUAL SPELL:@The_monster@ gestures.
@_warn_fake_spell_effect_@
%%%%
_visual_fake_spell_effect_

VISUAL WARN:You feel disoriented.

VISUAL WARN:You feel weakened.

VISUAL WARN:You feel troubled.
%%%%
_warn_fake_spell_effect_

WARN:Your equipment suddenly seems to weigh more.

WARN:Suddenly you are surrounded with a pale green light. @player_only@

WARN:You have a terrible headache.

%%%%
_Boris_medium_

@The_monster@ laughs.

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can't imagine my power."

@The_monster@ says, "Orb? You want the Orb? You'll never get it." @player_only@

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My power is unlimited."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can't kill me. I'm immortal."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I know the secret of eternal life. Do you?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I know your future. Your future is death."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Who wants to live forever? Me."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "There's only one solution for you. To die."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You can never win."
%%%%
_Boris_rare_

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I didn't invite you."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "The world, the flesh and the devil."

@The_monster@ says "Magic. You know nothing about it."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll be back."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Join the legion of my servants."
%%%%
Boris killed

@_Boris_return_common_@

w:5
@_Boris_return_rare_@
%%%%
_Boris_return_common_

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You haven't seen the last of me!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I'll get you next time!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "This isn't over yet!"

@The_monster@ says, "I'll be back!"

@The_monster@ says, "This isn't the end, it's only just beginning!"
%%%%
_Boris_return_rare_

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Kill me? I think not!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "You cannot defeat me so easily!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "We will meet again!"
%%%%
Boris unsummoned

@The_monster@ says, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
## END Boris ##
%%%%
############ CHUCK ### An avid rock collector.
Chuck

@_chuck_generic_@

w:2
@_chuck_rare_@
%%%%
_chuck_generic_

@The_monster@ grunts.

@The_monster@ says, "Me like rocks."

@The_monster@ says, "Me has lots rocks."

@The_monster@ says, "Want to see my rocks?"

@The_monster@ says, "You look bit like rock."

@The_monster@ says, "Big rocks, small rocks, huge rocks! Magic rocks!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ drools a little bit.
%%%%
_chuck_rare_

@The_monster@ says, "Me has best rocks."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ inspects you suspiciously.

@The_monster@ says, "No steal rocks!"

@The_monster@ screams, "THIEF!"

@The_monster@ says, "You took it. Me saw."

@The_monster@ says, "Best rocks! Rocks!"

@The_monster@ says, "ROCKS!"

@The_monster@ says, "ME ROCKS!"
### End CHUCK ###
%%%%
############ CRAZY YIUF  ### A mad old gnoll!
Crazy Yiuf

@_crazy_yiuf_speech_@
%%%%
# Xom worshippers will find Crazy Yiuf to be somewhat more enlightening.
Xom Crazy Yiuf

# Socrates
@The_monster@ says, "The life which is unexamined is not worth living."

# Stephen Hawking
@The_monster@ says, "My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all."

# Einstein
@The_monster@ says, "One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

# Kierkegaard
@The_monster@ says, "Which is more difficult, to awaken one who sleeps or to awaken one who, awake, dreams that he is awake?"

# Chekhov
@The_monster@ says, "Everyone has the same god; only people differ."

# Nietzsche
@The_monster@ says, "Against boredom even gods struggle in vain."

# Ralph Waldo Emerson
@The_monster@ says, "No facts are to me sacred; none are profane; I simply experiment, an endless seeker, with no past at my back."

# Robert Ingersoll
@The_monster@ says, "The present is the child, and the necessary child, of all the past, and the mother of all the future."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ considers dialectic materialism.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ ponders an existential dilemma.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shuffles @possessive@ notes under @possessive@ cloak.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ heaves a sigh in contemplation.
%%%%
# Not quite so mad when he's confused.
confused Crazy Yiuf

@The_monster@ says, "This beard itches something crazy!"

@The_monster@ says, "I wonder if I left the window open."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ scratches @possessive@ head thoughtfully.

@The_monster@ says, "Have you seen my glasses?"

@The_monster@ says, "Perhaps I shall have lamb for dinner."

@The_monster@ says, "Oh, this is rather nice."

@The_monster@ says, "Have you seen my cloak?"

@The_monster@ laughs.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ counts something out on @possessive@ fingers.

@The_monster@ says, "My, my head's in a spin!"

@The_monster@ says, "I feel rather peculiar."
%%%%
_crazy_yiuf_speech_

w:300
@The_monster@ @_crazy_yiuf_speech_verbs_@, "@_crazy_yiuf_sentence_@"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ waves @possessive@ quarterstaff at you. @player_only@

@The_monster@ cries, "You leg down broken song, no?"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ glowers.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls on the spot.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ flaps @possessive@ cloak.

@The_monster@ says, "Crazy? Crazy!? PORCUPINE!"

@The_monster@ sings, "Trees, trees, trees, circus!"

w:2
@The_monster@ says, "I'm not crazy!"
%%%%
_crazy_yiuf_speech_verbs_

w:20
says

whimpers

cries

laughs

screams

yells

grits
%%%%
_crazy_yiuf_sentence_

w:2
@_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@! @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@.

w:6
@_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@ @_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_@!

w:2
@_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_@!
%%%%
# Uppercase words
_crazy_yiuf_wordlist1_

You

Peeping

Fire

Ice

Shadow

Iron

Action

Aardvark

Announcement

Paint

Snoogle

Hah

Powder

Hack

Scoff

Two

Candle

Gum

Rot

Castle

Cholesterol

Buddy

Snower

Leather

Rifle

Trifle

Fluff

Gnoll

Orb

Adder

Dawk

Goldfish

Shower

Line

Mountain

Tosser

Tonal

East

Blight

Lay

Whiteboard

Flower

Papa

Mama

Whippet

Pitchfork

Cod

Ghoul

Snurf

Goober

Prologue

Proton

Key

Island

Ten

Cards

Sif Muna

Lugonu

Nubble

Race

Seed

Cake

Citrus

Spliff

Defame

Liver

Mugger

Walk
%%%%
# Lowercase words
_crazy_yiuf_wordlist2_

sing-song

sing

song

broken

leg

down

bush

tired

snail

Xom

cower

chair

blue

green

sallow

sow

horse

stair

wrapper

King

infinity

cloud

bag

tea

light

dark

water

foot

shoe

hand

arm

head

eyeball

snockshim

koolooloo

toodlewoodle

childish

ragdoll

seventy

poople

ladder

illywillydillykilly

Orb Guardian

Hive

tortoise

turtle

testudinal

return to song

mobile

senile

canine

disdain

pontify

verde

hog

ena

spinner

agre

arga

meccalolo

fast

aubergine

sanguine

forty-two

unthinkable

high

action
%%%%
############ DISSOLUTION ### a sentient jelly who used to be human a long time ago
Dissolution

@dissolution_common@

w:5
@dissolution_speech@
%%%%
# Dissolution non-speech
dissolution_common

@The_monster@ gurgles.

@The_monster@ gurgles loudly.

@The_monster@ emits a sizzling noise.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ jiggles.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ wobbles.
%%%%
dissolution_speech

@The_monster@ says, "Join with me for eternity!"

@The_monster@ says, "Become one with my sorrow!"

@The_monster@ says, "Slime for the Slime God!"

@The_monster@ says, "Acid is thicker than water."

@The_monster@ says, "Acid to acid, slime to slime."

@dissolution_rare@
%%%%
dissolution_rare

@The_monster@ says, "We come from slime, we turn to slime."

w:1
@The_monster@ says, "From Slime we come, to Slime we go."

@The_monster@ says, "Resolve to dissolve!"

@The_monster@ presages, "An acid flood will etch off all the scum!"

w:2
@The_monster@ says, "There is a problem solver and @possessive@ name is Dissolver!"
## END Dissolution ##
%%%%
############ DONALD ### An adventurer hating competition
#################################################################### BRANCHES #
Orcish Mines Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Orcs complain a lot, don't they? I hate it."

@The_monster@ says, "Orcs smell really bad. Yuck."

@The_monster@ says, "At least there's gold. That doesn't make up for it."

@The_monster@ says, "I'll never be able to carry all this gold! I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "What do they mine anyway? I've never seen them mine anything."

@The_monster@ says, "Have you ever seen an orcish miner? Me neither."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ kicks a rock and scowls.

@The_monster@ says, "Why is it so dark? Have they never heard of torches?"

@The_monster@ says, "I bought a lantern at a shop, but it didn't work. I hate that."

@The_monster@ ponders, "They're ugly as hell, too!"

@The_monster@ says, "I ran into an orc. He called himself a warlord, and I asked what war?"

@The_monster@ says, "These orcs are so stupid, they must've eaten the rune."

@The_monster@ says, "I asked for directions to the rune, but they belched at me."

@The_monster@ says, "I prefer the Lair of the Beasts, to be honest. At least animals don't complain."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate complainers so much."
%%%%
Elven Halls Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "They're so pretty, I think it must be a glamour."

@The_monster@ says, "This place goes on forever. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "This place goes down forever. Maybe there are turtles at the bottom."

@The_monster@ says, "Why would you have your front door in a mine? Stupid."

@The_monster@ says, "I hope this rune is worth it!"

@The_monster@ says, "Why did I leave my potions and scrolls outside? I need a drink."

@The_monster@ says, "I thought elves might be good for a party. Nope."

@The_monster@ says, "Really pretty, but really, really boring. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "What's with all the gesturing? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I don't get the difference between high elves and deep elves."

@The_monster@ says, "What sort of sludge, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "None of these elves know how to fight. I hate that."
%%%%
Swamp Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "What's that horrible smell? It's like... yuck."

@The_monster@ says, "If there's anything I hate more than water, it's brackish swamp water."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate trees. I hate swamp water. I hate this place."

@The_monster@ says, "I'd like to genocide mosquitoes."

@The_monster@ says, "That buzzing noise? I hate that the most."

@The_monster@ says, "What could mosquitoes possibly want with my blood?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hope these swamp worms drown."

@The_monster@ says, "Damn it, I left my flaming sword at home."

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you hate leeches? I know I do."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate mosquitoes. Almost as much as I hate swamp water."

@The_monster@ says, "At least there's some dry land. I hate getting wet."

@The_monster@ says, "Is there a plague of frogs happening, or something? At least it's not locusts."

@The_monster@ says, "The more heads they grow, the more I hate hydras."
%%%%
Shoals Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Tides? I despise tides. No, wait, I hate tides!"

@The_monster@ says, "I like turtle soup. I hate turtles."

@The_monster@ says, "Harpies stole my lunch. I hate harpies."

@The_monster@ says, "I haven't seen any pirates yet. I hate pirates."

@The_monster@ says, "At least this place doesn't smell as bad as the Swamp."

@The_monster@ says, "The sirens are starting to hurt my ears."

@The_monster@ says, "Are sirens supposed to sound like that? I can sing better than that!"

@The_monster@ says, "Where'd the sea come from? I thought this place was underground."

@The_monster@ says, "I like the beach, but I hate the sea."

@The_monster@ says, "These tides are fast. That can't be natural!"

@The_monster@ says, "At least there aren't any ducks around. I hate ducks."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm soaked through. I hate being wet!"

@The_monster@ says, "Those krakens don't even look real."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm looking for Ms. Medusa. Have you seen her?"

@The_monster@ says, "I don't understand half of what these people say. It's all Greek to me."

@The_monster@ says, "And I thought they were famous for their poetry."

@The_monster@ says, "I slipped earlier. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I wish these tides would just make up their mind. In and out, in and out..."

@The_monster@ says, "A turtle bit me. I hate turtles."

@The_monster@ says, "This tentacle just came out of nowhere and touched me. I hate tentacles!"
%%%%
Spider Nest Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "There's a spider on your neck!"

@The_monster@ says, "THEY are watching. It's a conspiracy, you know."

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you hate surveillance?"

@The_monster@ says, "Do you have a newspaper for those spiders?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate crawling things."

@The_monster@ says, "Someone should clean these parts. I hate webs."

@The_monster@ says, "My uncle had bigger webs in his attic. I hated that."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate getting stuck."

@The_monster@ says, "Dancing spiders? With no cane or a top hat?"

@The_monster@ says, "Can't they spell 'tarantula' right?"

@The_monster@ says, "Something's up my trousers! Aieee!"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate venom. I hate getting bitten."

@The_monster@ says, "I need some bug spray."

@The_monster@ says, "Can you call pest control?"

@The_monster@ says, "Red wasps, yellow wasps, why not green ones?"

@The_monster@ says, "Arachnophobia is no disease, it's common sense."

@The_monster@ says, "There, on the ceiling! And on that wall!"

# TODO: If the Hellspider is added, you know what to do.
%%%%
Slime Pits Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "I forgot to wear corrosion-proof armour. Damn, I hate that!"

@The_monster@ says, "Those eyeballs look tasty."

@The_monster@ says, "Where's all the loot?"

@The_monster@ says, "A jelly ate my lunch. I hate jellies."

@The_monster@ says, "I feel like a jelly sandwich, now."

@The_monster@ says, "This place is the Pits."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate the colour green."

@The_monster@ says, "I can't smell anything here. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I can't get this icky slime off my feet."

@The_monster@ says, "My other sword rusted away completely. I hate that!"

@The_monster@ says, "I keep getting this feeling like someone's watching me. Creepy."

@The_monster@ says, "I used up all my cure mutation potions. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I always freeze up when I think I'm being watched."

@The_monster@ says, "I dropped a potion and a jelly ate it. I hate jellies!"

@The_monster@ says, "A death ooze jiggled at me. That's naff."

@The_monster@ says, "Acid blobs make me think of reflux. I hate reflux."

@The_monster@ says, "What's up with all this goo? It's like a world of goo. I hate goo."

@The_monster@ says, "Those amoebae are huge. I never liked protozoans."

@The_monster@ says, "Someone said I could use acid to solve all my problems. It just made them worse."

@The_monster@ says, "I hope the rune isn't sticky."

@The_monster@ says, "I bet a jelly ate the rune."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate that slurping noise."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate that squelching noise."
%%%%
Snake Pit Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "You know that hissing noise? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "You know that slithering noise? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I'd like to make these snakes into gloves, but I hate gloves."

@The_monster@ says, "This place is the Pits."

@The_monster@ says, "What do I need a naga barding for?"

@The_monster@ says, "What's a barding, anyway? Does it sing for its supper?"

@The_monster@ says, "Robes are for wimps. Real warriors wear heavy armour!"

@The_monster@ says, "Nagas are pretty ugly. I hate nagas."

@The_monster@ says, "I really didn't expect a pair of shoes to bite me."

@The_monster@ says, "Did all the warriors here go to shield school or something?"

@The_monster@ says, "So, why is that serpent talking?"

@The_monster@ says, "What sort of name is 'naga' anyway? They're not even good at nagging."

@The_monster@ says, "At least there aren't any garudas. I hate garudas."

@The_monster@ says, "You'd think there'd be more pits. I haven't seen any."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm sick of this place. Or maybe that's poison..."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate mutated serpents."

@The_monster@ says, "So, nagas are stealthy? Don't make me laugh."

@The_monster@ says, "I wish they'd hurry up and stop blocking the corridors."

@The_monster@ says, "Man, snails must be faster than these guys."
%%%%
Vaults Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "This place is boring."

@The_monster@ says, "They never drop hides for me, either."

@The_monster@ says, "The Vaults? They should've called it the Dumps."

@The_monster@ says, "Don't bother, there's only junk at the bottom."
%%%%
Hall of Blades Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "A great mace doesn't even have a blade."

@The_monster@ says, "They may as well put a portal to the Abyss at the bottom of the stairs."

@The_monster@ says, "How can an animated sword scowl?"

@The_monster@ says, "I feel like half the man I was before coming here."

@The_monster@ says, "I thought dancing weapons might, you know, dance?"

@The_monster@ says, "How did I get over here?"

@The_monster@ says, "That sword's pretty flaming."

@The_monster@ says, "What do you do with a bardiche, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "I didn't find what I was looking for. Maybe they'll restock."

@The_monster@ says, "Why would anyone bother coming here? It's boring."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate weapons. I hate dancing weapons even more."

@The_monster@ says, "That axe looks sharp."

@The_monster@ says, "Animated weapons are so last century."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry."

@The_monster@ says, "I've been waiting here for ages. Nothing new."

@The_monster@ says, "What's so great about these maces?"

@The_monster@ says, "Nobody here wants to dance with me. I hate that."
%%%%
Crypt Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Zombies are pretty boring."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry."

@The_monster@ says, "Man, I can't wait until I find the rune."

@The_monster@ says, "They must've been making zombies for centuries to fill this place."

@The_monster@ says, "My neck hurts."

@The_monster@ says, "Is it cursed, or does it curse? I can never tell."

@The_monster@ says, "Curse skulls, curse toes... What next?"

@The_monster@ says, "Why would someone inter a butterfly?"

@The_monster@ says, "This isn't even all that spooky."

@The_monster@ says, "This place is pretty cryptic."

@The_monster@ says, "Skeletons give me the creeps."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate skeletons."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate zombies."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate vampires."

@The_monster@ says, "What is up with vampires and their rat fetish?"

@The_monster@ says, "How did they even end up in those cages?"

@The_monster@ says, "That ghoul gave me heartburn."

@The_monster@ says, "What sort of name is 'necrophage', anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "Where are all the doors?"

@The_monster@ says, "You know, I thought there'd be more coffins in a crypt..."

@The_monster@ says, "Have you seen a sarcophagus full of treasure around? Me neither."

@The_monster@ says, "I just hope the loot isn't guarded by liches. I hate liches."

@The_monster@ says, "The mummy wasn't that great."

@The_monster@ says, "This place has the same junk as everywhere else. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "There's nothing to eat here. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Why is it so quiet?"

@The_monster@ says, "So much for the uneasy undead."

@The_monster@ says, "They don't shamble much, do they? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "They don't even play music."

@The_monster@ says, "Some mausoleum."

@The_monster@ says, "I saw a sphinx earlier. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "The Crypt, the Tomb, what's next? The Coffin?"
%%%%
Labyrinth Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Spare a ration?"

@The_monster@ says, "I'm as lost as you are, buddy."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate being hungry."

@The_monster@ says, "I had breadcrumbs, but I ate them."

@The_monster@ says, "I tried to follow the left wall; it didn't work."

@The_monster@ says, "What do you think the minotaur eats?"

@The_monster@ says, "So who maintains these gears?"

@The_monster@ says, "What a crowded place."

@The_monster@ says, "Mazes, puzzles. I hate puzzles."
%%%%
######################################################################## GODS #
Zin Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "At least you won't get hungry."

@The_monster@ says, "Zin? Why would you even bother?"

@The_monster@ says, "So much for spreading the word; you get punched in the face instead."

@The_monster@ says, "This pamphlet doesn't say what the point to Recitation is."

@The_monster@ says, "I wanna be an adventurer, not a preacher!"

@The_monster@ says, "What does Zin need our gold for, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "Something seems a little bit odd about a God who wants to be paid."

@The_monster@ says, "Most gods give gifts. Zin asks you to give gifts. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "That's really confusing. What's the point of divine satiation if you're not allowed to eat?"

@The_monster@ says, "At least you'll get really skinny."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate stupid dietary laws! If I wanna eat a cow, I'll eat a cow!"

@The_monster@ says, "I've got two hundred gold pieces. Is that enough to cure these mutations?"

@The_monster@ says, "Didn't you like your horns?"

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you hate it when everyone gets mad at you?"

@The_monster@ says, "Damn, I left my potions of berserk rage outside."

@The_monster@ says, "If I give you twenty gold pieces, can you get rid of this nasty case of scales I've got?"
%%%%
the Shining One Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "What's the point of being chivalric if nobody's going to be chivalric back?"

@The_monster@ says, "I open the door for a goblin; he punches me in the face. I hate chivalry."

@The_monster@ says, "I think I'll have a nap."

@The_monster@ says, "Hah! I saw you coming a mile away."

@The_monster@ says, "You stick out like a sore thumb. Or at least, a shining one."

@The_monster@ says, "Won't need this ring of poison resistance, then, will I?"

@The_monster@ says, "Can you turn the glow down a bit? I can't see you to hit you."

@The_monster@ says, "Cleansing flame? What's it supposed to be cleansing? The floor?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate haloes."
%%%%
Kikubaaqudgha Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Kikubaa-what? How do you even say that?"

@The_monster@ says, "Sorry, didn't catch that. You worship who? How do you spell it?"

@The_monster@ says, "Can you spell it for me - slowly?"

@The_monster@ says, "How do you pronounce that?"

@The_monster@ says, "At least you'll get some reading material."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate zombies."

@The_monster@ says, "You strike me as a masochist."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry. Can you summon some snacks?"

@The_monster@ says, "Yuck, you smell of miasma!"
%%%%
Yredelemnul Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "How does a bone dragon fly, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "How do you flay a ghost, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "Pah! You're not even a real necromancer."

@The_monster@ says, "Did you drop out of Necromancy School?"

@The_monster@ says, "Ah. You're responsible for all those zombies upstairs."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate zombies."

@The_monster@ says, "A freezing wraith just broke my potions. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "A flaming corpse just burned my scrolls. I hate that."

w:2
@The_monster@ says, "Bone dragons? Death cobs? Does your god just put random words together and see what pops into existence?"

@The_monster@ says, "Maybe you can tell me! What exactly is a 'death cob'?"

@The_monster@ says, "Zombies? Skeletons? Don't you get bored without any real company?"

@The_monster@ says, "Angels painted black are so last century."

@The_monster@ says, "If you wanted the light to be dimmer, you could have said so."
%%%%
Okawaru Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Okawaru always makes me think of chokos."

@The_monster@ says, "Okawaru? Yawn."

@The_monster@ says, "Oh, hey! I could use a new animal skin. Have you got any spares?"

@The_monster@ says, "Nice kit."

VISUAL:@The_monster@ yawns.

@The_monster@ asks, "How many innocent creatures did you kill for those shoes?"

@The_monster@ says, "Okawaru's gifts are murder."

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you get bored of animal skins after a while?"

@The_monster@ says, "You can only wear one cloak at a time, you know?"
%%%%
Makhleb Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "At least you've got demons for company."

@The_monster@ says, "Are you sure that summoning demons is a good idea?"

@The_monster@ says, "What's so minor about destruction?"

@The_monster@ says, "Hey, watch where you throw those lightning balls!"

@The_monster@ says, "Don't blow yourself up now."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate demons."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate blood."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate suffering."

@The_monster@ says, "I just stubbed my toe. Does that mean I'm cleansed?"
%%%%
Sif Muna Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you wish for a portable bookcase?"

@The_monster@ says, "Imagine how many trees were cut down to fuel your hobby."

@The_monster@ says, "Man, that must be some big library."

@The_monster@ says, "Found the spell you wanted yet?"

@The_monster@ says, "If you wanted to read so much, why didn't you become a librarian?"

@The_monster@ says, "Did you remember that thing that you forgot? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "It's like an all you can read... something."

@The_monster@ says, "What was that you just said? I forgot."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate books."

@The_monster@ says, "Surely there's a limit to the number of books you can carry. Right?"

@The_monster@ says, "It's good how you can learn magic as if by magic."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate spells."

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you just hate miscasts?"

@The_monster@ says, "You'll go blind if you keep casting by yourself."
%%%%
Trog Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "So, are you allowed to read books?"

@The_monster@ says, "You troglodyte!"

@The_monster@ says, "I heard Trog has abandonment issues."

@The_monster@ says, "I bet Trog's next axe will take you to the Abyss."

@The_monster@ says, "I considered Trog, but the aftereffects of berserk scare me."

@The_monster@ says, "Fainting that often must mean something's wrong, right?"

@The_monster@ says, "I bet you wish you could cast spells now, right?"

@The_monster@ says, "Are you sure you're allowed to read scrolls?"

@The_monster@ says, "Hey, I thought wands weren't allowed!"

@The_monster@ says, "What about rods?"

@The_monster@ says, "If I tell you I hate magic, will you worship me?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate ogres."
%%%%
Nemelex Xobeh Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "What's all in the cards? Your future?"

@The_monster@ says, "You missed a spot upstairs."

@The_monster@ says, "You forgot to sacrifice a pile of trash back there."

@The_monster@ says, "Accidentally sacrificed anything yet?"

@The_monster@ says, "I bet you're feeling stupid now, huh?"

@The_monster@ says, "If I draw a card, can you tell me which one it is?"

@The_monster@ says, "Where do you keep all those decks?"

@The_monster@ says, "Do you even have room for potions with all those cards?"

@The_monster@ says, "I'm sure I saw a card fall out of that deck."

@The_monster@ says, "I've seen this trick before. You've got the ace up your sleeve, right?"

@The_monster@ says, "You need to come to terms with your gambling problem, mate."

@The_monster@ says, "How about a game of 52 card pickup?"

@The_monster@ laughs, "An explosive gambit... I hate that."
%%%%
Elyvilon Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Whatever happened to, 'First, do no harm'?"

@The_monster@ says, "Hungry yet?"

@The_monster@ says, "Doesn't healing your enemies sound rather pointless?"

@The_monster@ says, "Maybe you should start praying."

@The_monster@ says, "If I give you my weapon, will you leave me alone?"

@The_monster@ says, "Come on. Make me an offer of peace that I can't refuse!"

@The_monster@ says, "For every monster you don't kill, I'll kill three."
%%%%
Lugonu Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "I'd pick a mace for blessing, if I were you."

@The_monster@ says, "Why would you want to visit the Abyss? For a holiday?"

@The_monster@ says, "I never knew blinking was supposed to hurt."

@The_monster@ says, "Nothing ever attacks me when I'm in the Abyss."

@The_monster@ says, "You must be some kind of masochist."

@The_monster@ says, "Why would a God hurt you out of love? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "What's the point of distortion, anyway? I don't want my food blinking away from me."
%%%%
Beogh Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Beogh's pretty racist."

@The_monster@ says, "So, how long did it take you to find an altar to Beogh?"

@The_monster@ says, "You think walking on water is cool? I can swim."

@The_monster@ says, "Isn't it annoying when people just start following you around?"

@The_monster@ says, "I'd get sick of organising so many troops."

@The_monster@ says, "How do you feed them all? Five loaves and a few fish?"

@The_monster@ says, "You'll need more than orcs to take me on."

@The_monster@ says, "Do you like preaching on mountaintops?"

@The_monster@ says, "What is divine providence, anyway? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "You'd better watch out. The one on the left looks like he gets lost easily."

@The_monster@ says, "You think you're the Messiah? I met another guy who thought that, too."

@The_monster@ says, "Messiah? I hate messiahs."
%%%%
Jiyva Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Come slime with me!"

@The_monster@ says, "You look a bit slimy."

@The_monster@ says, "Ah. That explains where all the items went."

@The_monster@ says, "Are you going to open a jelly farm when you find the Orb?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate it when jellies take over a level."

@The_monster@ says, "Your jellies ate my lunch. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate slime."

@The_monster@ says, "You must hate doors a lot."

@The_monster@ says, "If I pretend to be a jelly, can I have your stuff?"
%%%%
Fedhas Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "What's with all that fungus?"

@The_monster@ says, "I can make a puddle of water on the floor, too."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate trees."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate plants."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate fruit."

@The_monster@ says, "You're like a walking fruit salad. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Where does that sunlight come from, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "Do you like gardening? I hate gardening."

@The_monster@ says, "So, how do you deal with the weeds?"

@The_monster@ says, "I guess weed-killer is off the menu."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm sure I've got some anti-fungal cream around here."

@The_monster@ says, "Damn. I left my rain coat at home."
%%%%
Cheibriados Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Slow down, man!"

@The_monster@ says, "You're not very quick on the up-take, are you?"

@The_monster@ says, "Am I talking too fast for you?"

@The_monster@ says, "So, what's up with all the snails? I hate them."

@The_monster@ says, "Look at me! I'm running, I'm running!"

@The_monster@ says, "Cheibriados just sounds stupid, anyway."

@The_monster@ says, "What kind of name is Cheibriados?"

@The_monster@ says, "How do you spell that?"

@The_monster@ says, "How do you pronounce that?"
%%%%
Xom Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Xom? Are you insane?"

@The_monster@ says, "I don't get Xom."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate Xom."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate maniacal laughter."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate divine lightning."

@The_monster@ says, "If it's mutations you're wanting, wouldn't Jiyva be a better deal?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hope you love dancing weapons. I hate them."

@The_monster@ says, "Been surrounded by packs of demons recently? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Demons and angels working together? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Xom just doesn't make any sense. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "What kind of name is 'Xom', anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "What is a 'random number god' anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "I had a teddy bear once. I hated it."
%%%%
Vehumet Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "There's not much to say about Vehumet, is there?"

@The_monster@ says, "I saw a book of Annihilations earlier! Have you?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate Vehumet."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate magic."

@The_monster@ says, "What's the point of summoning, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "Do you find it easier to cast spells, now?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate explosions."
%%%%
Ashenzari Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "You seem like a real know-it-all. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "What's the point of being all-knowing if you can't do anything?"

@The_monster@ makes a face at you and exclaims, "Curses!"

@The_monster@ says, "I got nailed to the sky once. No big deal, really."

@The_monster@ says, "You must love that deathly cold feeling. I hate it."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate voyeurs."

@The_monster@ says, "What does a god have to do to get cursed, anyway?"
%%%%
No God Donald

w:50
@_generic_Donald_@

@The_monster@ says, "Don't you get lonely without a god?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hate the gods."

w:5
@The_monster@ says, "I hate the gods, and the gods hate me."

@The_monster@ says, "So, what do you do with all of your corpses? Leave them to rot?"

@The_monster@ says, "You must run out of Gods to curse by."

@The_monster@ says, "You missed the Ecumenical Temple, mate."
%%%%
##################################################################### GENERIC #
_generic_Donald_

@The_monster@ says, "You're really ugly. Did you know that?"

@The_monster@ says, "This is such a pointless quest."

@The_monster@ says, "They wouldn't let me join their adventuring club without the Orb."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate this place."

@The_monster@ says, "I hate you, too."

@The_monster@ says, "My feet hurt."

@The_monster@ says, "My hands hurt, too."

@The_monster@ says, "I think I'm starting to get a cough. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I've got a headache. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "That colour you're wearing? I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "Like I always say, the jar is half empty."

@The_monster@ says, "And you think you've got it bad..."

@The_monster@ says, "I wonder if there's an end to this place."

@The_monster@ says, "Is it turtles all the way down?"

@The_monster@ says, "The people that built this place? They must be crazy."

@The_monster@ says, "The air in here stinks. I hate that."

@The_monster@ says, "I bet the Orb isn't even all that great."

@The_monster@ says, "So, what is this Orb thing, anyway?"

@The_monster@ says, "I hope I haven't come all this way for a glorified paperweight."

@The_monster@ says, "I don't get what's so special about the number twenty-seven."

@The_monster@ says, "The other people here are really rude."

@The_monster@ says, "Maybe I'll visit Hell next."

@The_monster@ says, "The Vaults look kind of boring."

@The_monster@ says, "Why do the shops only ever sell food? I could get that at home."

@The_monster@ says, "I can never work out what any of these scrolls mean."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm hungry."

@The_monster@ sighs.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ winces.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ makes a rude gesture at you.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes @possessive@ head.

@The_monster@ says, "What lunatic would build a room out of doors?"

@The_monster@ says, "Why would someone put a sword in a little box?"

@The_monster@ says, "I think I hate rivers, but I can't remember why."

@The_monster@ says, "That guy with the scythe is really mean."

w:1
@The_monster@ says, "What kind of a name is Fauntleroy?"

w:1
@The_monster@ says, "What's the big idea?!"
%%%%
default hostile confused Donald

@The_monster@ says, "I suppose everything's okay, then?"

@The_monster@ says, "Actually, I like you."

@The_monster@ says, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

@The_monster@ says, "Aw, phooey!"

@The_monster@ says, "But I've got a wife! And kids! Have I?"

@The_monster@ screams.

@The_monster@ makes quacking noises.

@The_monster@ says, "My legs! My legs! What happened to my legs?"

@The_monster@ sings badly, off-key.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ does a happy little dance.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ sticks a finger up @possessive@ nose.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ tugs at @possessive@ hair.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ twirls gently on the spot.
%%%%
############ DOWAN ### A vain elf caster, twin brother of Duvessa
twin_died Dowan

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes with grief.

@The_monster@ says, "Magic will overcome all!"

@The_monster@ says, "Her death will not be in vain!"

@The_monster@ says, "How can I live without her?"

@The_monster@ breathes, "And she was my only..."
%%%%
twin_banished Dowan

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes with grief.

@The_monster@ says, "I will find her! I will get her back!"

@The_monster@ says, "She won't be lost forever!"
%%%%
Dowan

@_Dowan_common_@

w:2
@_Dowan_rare_@
%%%%
fleeing Dowan

VISUAL:@The_monster@ cries in horror.
%%%%
_Dowan_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ smirks and points a slender finger @at_foe@.

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My weaknesses are her strengths!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Stay away from my face!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Magic and the sword, together, will defeat you." @player_only@
%%%%
_Dowan_rare_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ throws and catches a handful of magical flame, then smirks.

VISUAL:@The_monster@'s robes are whipped around by a magical breeze.

VISUAL:@The_monster@'s feet meld with the ground, briefly.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ generates a fountain of clear water, and laughs cruelly.

@The_monster@ whispers @to_foe@, "It won't be long now."

@The_monster@ hisses @to_foe@, "Insulting my beauty only makes me fight harder!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Where the sword fails, magic succeeds!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "There's a certain beauty in death, don't you think?"

@The_monster@ laughs at you. "Don't get delusional, you can't win!"
%%%%
Dowan_Duvessa_dies

@The_monster@ screams, "No! No!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ seems overcome with grief, but rights @reflexive@ reflexively soon after.

@The_monster@ screams, "No! Oh no!"

@The_monster@'s eyes darken. "You have made a black mistake."
%%%%
Dowan_Duvessa_dies_invisible

@The_monster@ screams, "No! No! NO!"
%%%%
Dowan_Duvessa_dies_distance

You hear a distant wail of despair.
%%%%
Dowan_Duvessa_dies_bytwin

@The_monster@ screams in horror.
%%%%
Dowan_Duvessa_dies_invisible_bytwin

@Dowan_Duvessa_dies_bytwin@
%%%%
Dowan_Duvessa_dies_distance_bytwin

@Dowan_Duvessa_dies_distance@
%%%%
############ DUVESSA ### An over-confident elf fighter, twin sister of Dowan
twin_died Duvessa

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes in a combination of rage and grief.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grits @possessive@ teeth and focuses.

@The_monster@ says, "The sword shall overcome grief!"

@The_monster@ says, "His death shall not be in vain!"

@The_monster@ says, "I will avenge him!"

@The_monster@ says, "I will journey to Hell to retrieve him!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ weeps.
%%%%
twin_ikilled Duvessa

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes in grief and horror.

@The_monster@ says, "What have I done? What have I done?"

@The_monster@ says, "How can I live after this?"

@The_monster@ screams.
%%%%
twin_banished Duvessa

VISUAL:@The_monster@ shakes in a combination of rage and grief.

VISUAL:@The_monster@ grits @possessive@ teeth and focuses.

@The_monster@ says, "I will journey into the Abyss to retrieve him!"

@The_monster@ says, "I will get him back!"
%%%%
twin_ikilled Dowan

VISUAL:@The_monster@ is wide-eyed with horror.

@The_monster@ screams.

@The_monster@ shakes @possessive@ head, saying, "No, no, no!"

@The_monster@ screams, "No! What have I done?"
%%%%
Duvessa

@_Duvessa_common_@

w:2
@_Duvessa_rare_@
%%%%
_Duvessa_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures with @possessive@ weapon @at_foe@.

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "My weaknesses are his strengths!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Where magic fails, the sword succeeds!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "When magic and the sword combine, nothing stands against them."
%%%%
_Duvessa_rare_

@The_monster@ @_shouts_@ @to_foe@, "You can run, but you cannot escape us forever!" @player_only@

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I don't care about looks, I care about technique!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Did you see that move? Perfect!"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Beauty is only skin deep, and my weapons penetrate much further than that."

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "Practise, practise, practise! One day you'll be as good as me." @player_only@
%%%%
Duvessa_Dowan_dies

@The_monster@ screams in rage.

@The_monster@ screams, "No! How DARE you!"

VISUAL:@The_monster@ weeps, then rights @reflexive@ and shakes @possessive@ weapon.
%%%%
Duvessa_Dowan_dies_invisible

@The_monster@ screams in rage.

@The_monster@ screams in a voice full of rage, "No, no!"

@The_monster@ shouts wrathfully, "No!"
%%%%
Duvessa_Dowan_dies_distance

You hear a distant scream of rage.
%%%%
Duvessa_Dowan_dies_bytwin

@The_monster@ screams in horror.

w:1
@The_monster@ screams, "NO! What have I done?"
%%%%
Duvessa_Dowan_dies_invisible_bytwin

@Duvessa_Dowan_dies_bytwin@
%%%%
Duvessa_Dowan_dies_distance_bytwin

@Duvessa_Dowan_dies_distance@
%%%%
############ EDMUND ### One of Sigmund's nine brothers, no magic
Edmund

@_Edmund_common_@

w:5
@_Edmund_rare_@
%%%%
_Edmund_common_

VISUAL:@The_monster@ gestures @at_foe@ with @possessive@ flail.

@The_monster@ clears @possessive@ throat.

@The_monster@ says, "You wouldn't believe how much I paid for this flail."

@The_monster@ asks @foe,@ "Have you met my wondrous brother?"

@The_monster@ says @to_foe@, "I might not be good at magic, but I can still kill you!"

@The_monster@ says, "People think my brother is the best. I think he's crazy."

@The_monster@ says, "I'm quite good with sums, too."

@The_monster@ says, "People accused me of being a cutpurse!"
%%%%
_Edmund_rare_